Defy logic, explanation and common sense in a single gesture, and all before noon. Enter the room softly in these flexible, cotton or poly/cotton foam and fabric Slippers. Watch people focus on the hand-painted details (where applicable). Your feet, meanwhile, rest easy on a soft-foam plank atop a firmer foam plank, which is atop a black "grippy" outer sole.

Clearly, these should not be used where they will get wet, and are thus a bad choice for a steeplechase unless you're at home watching it on TV.